We're bowl eligible, how about you?

OMG, IDK WTF is going on in LEX, but IMHO, Derrick Locke can be my BFF. If we had lost in overtime, I'd have been ROTF crying my eyes out, but instead I was JUADSMHO (jumping up and down screaming my head off, for those over age 25).



No rest for the WEARY (Wildcats: eat, and rest yourselves) because tomorrow you've got to hit the film room and get ready for the GATORS (Great and terribly overconfident relative southerners). Next Saturday at 3:30, the real showdown occurs as JACOB'S DAD PRAYS(Just as Cats obstructed Bayoubengals, so devastation and destruction plummeting right at your school) that his team can withstand the onslaught of the mighty CATS DEFENDERS (Consistent and tenaciously swift; Dominating effort foils every naysayer; Doubt erased, results superb) and the HEISMAN (His every instinct seems marvelous and notable) worthy Andre' Woodson.



Everyone better tune in. It's gonna be a good one. Watch out for this guy. He's FAT (Fierce and taped).