Mile 1:
3 of these tried to break out of their yard and chase me. Luckily the fence held fast.
Shortly afterward, one of these tried to get hit by a car:
Mile 2:
I jumped out of the way of this combination:
Mile 3:
Sadly Uneventful.
Mile 4:a couple of cool 15 year olds on one of these (not observing stop signs, correct side of the road, or right of way for pedestrians). Note: it was not a scooter built for two.
Mile 5: A little bit of this
and a little bit of that
Mile 6:
and 
fight over
Mile 7:
on one of these:
Mile 8:
My personal favorite. A domestic dispute....in the front yard....between these two:
Mile 9:
The previously referenced scooter must have had a full tank of gas. It took one more shot at running me off the road.
Mile 10:
These three made their own attempt at a career as speed bumps.
All in all, a pretty entertaining afternoon. Just to reassure everyone: All the children narrowly escaped their dooms, I don't think Eminem and the Wendy's girl ever actually came to blows (though the local kids may have learned some potty words), and I overcame my inner demons and resisted poking a stick through the spokes of the moped as it breezed by.
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